Fright Knight of Walpurgis

[liquidsky]

Randomness.

Comments

[liquidsky]

What? No vampires around?

[ebayaddict]

Fuck off, that happened once!

Get over it. Vampires are revolting.

[liquidsky]

Yes. What am I?

[ebayaddict]

Death eater wizard guy?

[liquidsky]

Repulsive?

[ebayaddict]

Scary is more accurate. Actually really fucking terrifying. Still.

But not repulsive. More weirdly charming? You're actually not that bad when you're not pointing a wand at me and forcing me to strip. It's kind of hard to sum it up. But repulsive isn't a word I'd use.

[liquidsky]

And you look really good stripped.

[ebayaddict]

I strip better when I'm not scared.

And assuming I'm going to die in my underwear.

[liquidsky]

It was kind of precious actually.

You looked cute.

[ebayaddict]

See, this is what I mean. Scary.

And it seriously wasn't fucking cute. It was horrible.

[liquidsky]

It's a point of view matter, I suppose.

See, I don't scare you anymore now. Deliberately, at least.

[ebayaddict]

You still scare me. In general.

I just like you more so it bothers me less. I don't think you're going to torture me to death any more. But I think I'd be dumb not to be scared of you. Or any death eater really. Plus, you know, coward. I'm allowed to be scared.

[liquidsky]

Well, any of the others would want you dead for multiple reasons, so you'd be right to be terrified of them. They largely don't kill fast.

[ebayaddict]

Oh good, glad to know it'll be a slow death. You're the best at this reassurance thing!

[liquidsky]

Well, they're all being incestuous in Britain, so you're safe here. And I don't generally hurt people. Head games are more my style.

[ebayaddict]

I did notice.

You're such a dick.

[liquidsky]

Sure am. But now I'm on your side and you don't mind having a dick behind you.

[ebayaddict]

How witty

No dicking until I want it, remember. You romantic bastard, you.

[liquidsky]

Keep calling me a bastard, I kind of like it.

[ebayaddict]

Really? You told me once never to swear at you. Or you'd punish me.

Doesn't mean I'll fucking stop but worth pointing out.

[liquidsky]

Oh, please. With my family, bastard is a compliment.

[ebayaddict]

Got it, always call you a bastard. Easily done!

[liquidsky]

Such a charmer.

You may swear all you like.

[ebayaddict]

Good.

Now get your fucking arse over here. I got you something.

[liquidsky]

Are you going to shriek?