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[liquidsky]

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[Yes, a lot of silence is all this inbox says, with some rustling in the background. Barty has no idea how this is supposed to work.]

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[grimmig]

L e t t i n g me, how kind of you. You and your harem, goodness. How many more have you got ferreted away?

I mean it though, he's got a certain something. Let me know when you're done with him. I'll take sloppy seconds in this case since it all goes down the same way.

[liquidsky]

I never got to play much as a child.

But that doesn't mean I don't share. I won't be talking about him behind his back, but if you want to approach his front I'm hardly going to take offense. Especially since I believe you're just his type.

[grimmig]

Oh don't worry about that, he and I already have our spark. But when you get done with his ~~~behind~~~, you know...

[ l o l ]

If you're anything like me when it comes to break ups, you'll want to spread him out somewhere. Bring it to me and I'll make magic with it. I know that's usually your area, but I promise you I'm quite the warlock given half the chance.

[liquidsky]

I'll share what I can and what's left. Just not as much as I would be willing to with the less useful. But I do so want to see your magic.

[grimmig]

You know, the more we talk the more I want to rip you up and hollow you out. You're lovely, dear.

[liquidsky]

What is it with people and assorted creatures wanting to take my essence? However, in your case: Right back at you.

[grimmig]

If it's any consolation I'd put you back together again if what I found didn't disappoint.

Charmed, completely.

[liquidsky]

Then perhaps it would be well worth any risk there might be. At least you'd be better entertainment than the last time I was tortured.

[grimmig]

The last time didn't quite hit a standard?

[liquidsky]

Standard, perhaps, but Severus just doesn't know how to reach my sweet spot.

[grimmig]

Oh dear. Isn't that just the worst? Sorry to hear that. I hate faking debilitating trauma. "Was that awful for you?" "Oh, yes. I'll need years of therapy!! You're really deplorable."

If you ever want to check in with some satisfied customers to ascertain my credentials, there are a couple here who I'm sure won't mind spewing a story or two. Hatred really does something for anecdotes that ego just can't manage.

[liquidsky]

You understand me. If being confronted with my biography would break me down, I'd not go out a lot.

And, again, you understand me. Might those customers be Sherlock Holmes and some Watson or other or am I drawing the wrong conclusions?

[grimmig]

Check and check. Sherlock might be button-mouthed, he seems to be pretending I'm not happening at the minute and he's cleverer than most. But John loves to loathe me (or at least has been known to) so you might get a little something there if you poke the right places.

They're both being entirely boring, if you ever fancy giving them a stir be my guest.

[liquidsky]

I do seem to be considered as rather stirring in these parts. Although if your presence can't rouse them, I doubt anything could.

[grimmig]

Dearest, people don't tend to skip happily into the jaws of the big bad wolf once they've been in his belly. The grandma disguise doesn't work twice.

I'm both the wolf and the huntsman in my story, they know better than to come too close without battle armour. And why bother to armour up if you can just stay away from the woods?

I do admit I'm half surprised they haven't started a petition to lock me out with the giants.

[liquidsky]

That might be quite the turn in this war. Size doesn't always matter, after all.

Do you want me to see if they can be baited or are you not that invested? Not so stupid, you said. That means a lot, from you.

[grimmig]

It's really up to you. If they show me a hand worth my attention I might start to play, but I've bested them once and there are so many new pieces on the board now.

But I recommend him. Sherlock. If you're looking for something to do. Not that you have any shortage of avenues for entertainment at the moment, but if that all dries up.

[liquidsky]

It surprises me, actually, how little I've seen him around, all things considered. More difficult to draw out than what's here from my world, I assume.

I'm willing to share, too. Within reason.

[grimmig]

That wasn't always true. Looks like he's learned his lesson. I must be a decent teacher.

That's good. I'd hate to meddle where you didn't want me.

[ but i will if it comes to it. ]

[liquidsky]

Teaching seems like it would come natural to someone like you, like someone like me. Although I don't know about decent.

There seems to be no danger of that. You did end one game for me, but it was already meant to be over at the time, I won't begrudge it.